certified smug
meet cet
A small white cat with one very judgmental eye. He has opinions. He has memes. He does not have your approval — he already assumed it.
the memes
when they say
'wfh must be so relaxing'
monday morning
but make it dramatic
i don't measure things
i just vibe
one more chapter
it's 3am. it is never one more chapter.
i know exactly
what i'm doing
left the group chat
left the planet
about cet
cet was born on a sunny hill next to a single suspicious flower. He now lives everywhere the internet lets him: kitchens, libraries, rainy sidewalks, and low earth orbit.
His hobbies include baking without measuring, reading past bedtime, and looking at you like that.